“Don’t touch me with your hands or your words”
— Me, to my roommate, about creepy people on the street
imagine if that was lil sebastian imagine if that was lil sebastian imagine if that was lil sebastian imagine if that was lil sebastian imagine if that was lil sebastian imagine if that was lil sebastian imagine if that was lil sebastian imagine if that was lil sebastian imagine if that was lil sebastian

imagine if that was lil sebastian

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crydaisy:

"ahh yes a 2007 Pinot from…Napa Valley I believe? A very good year"

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thetwoteddybeardoctors:

"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

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rdjsass:

me whenever
rdjsass:

me whenever
userbar:

yes, yes they are
theparisreview:

Illustrations from the original manuscript of Antoine de Saint-Exupéry’s The Little Prince. (via)
theparisreview:

Illustrations from the original manuscript of Antoine de Saint-Exupéry’s The Little Prince. (via)

theparisreview:

Illustrations from the original manuscript of Antoine de Saint-Exupéry’s The Little Prince. (via)

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contraydictions:

*gets down on one knee to propose*

"will you own a dog with me?"

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breakingdads:

if you ever want to hear the gospel according to shrek, just open up your bible and read psalm

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

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