ode to humanity

Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time

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eh mildly freaked out today

haircut and being in sweats before 9:30 made it slightly better

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china china let’s go

I just wish i didn’t have so much shit to do. I mean, 95% of it is my fault but the other 5% is this orchestra essay (what).

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT DID YOU GET, SOME SORT OF TARRAGON CHICKEN THING? WITH A LITTLE FRUIT CUP AND A BROWNIE? OH, THAT’S ADORABLE. I GOT A FUCKING PILE OF LETTUCE. IT’S NOT EVEN KALE OR ANYTHING. 
HOW HARD IS IT TO OFFER A PROPER VEGETARIAN OPTION? IT’S 2012 FOR CHRIST’S SAKE. FIRST YOU BASICALLY HAVE TO HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE FINGERED BY THE TSA AND THEN THIS. THEY’D BETTER HAVE A GREAT BOOZE CART.

hopefully my seatmate en route to china

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT DID YOU GET, SOME SORT OF TARRAGON CHICKEN THING? WITH A LITTLE FRUIT CUP AND A BROWNIE? OH, THAT’S ADORABLE. I GOT A FUCKING PILE OF LETTUCE. IT’S NOT EVEN KALE OR ANYTHING. 

HOW HARD IS IT TO OFFER A PROPER VEGETARIAN OPTION? IT’S 2012 FOR CHRIST’S SAKE. FIRST YOU BASICALLY HAVE TO HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE FINGERED BY THE TSA AND THEN THIS. THEY’D BETTER HAVE A GREAT BOOZE CART.

hopefully my seatmate en route to china

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74% sure the only reason mom and i are having a nice mothers day is because she thinks i’ll get taken in china/my plane will crash/i’m a suicide risk/i’ll make her a quilt

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